Introducing the NocoinProject

A cryptocurrency solution for Nocoiners (coming soon)

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Nocoin Features

Super fast

The Nocoin Network is super fast with block times of ~5s, making it the perfect currency for merchant adoption and not killing babies.

Scientists

We have an all star team of world class Scientists in Memetology and Butttology that will publish unnecessary papers on the state of the project.

Thunder Network

Thunder is the 2nd layer scaling solution for Nocoin. You see the transaction early but it takes some time to actually arrive.

Stable Price

Nocoin is the most stable currency on the market. While USDT fluctuates beween $0.99 and $1.01, we can assure you that Nocoin will always be intrinsically worthless.

Dumb Contracts

Nocoin features Dumb Contracts with the nocoin specific NoCode. They're dumb, so if you make a mistake in the code you're basically fucked.

Interoperability

Nocoin will be interoperable with our hat store that we will be launching soon. And yes, there will be Thunder transactions.

Invisible Blackpaper

The invisible Blackpaper was written by u/witcoins (also known as Notoshi), the inventor of Nocoin.

You can download the invisible Blackpaper here. Some say only a true Nocoiner can read and understand the written.

In case the link isn't working you can find the backup link here.

Nocoin specifications


Name/Ticker: Nocoin ($NOC)

Algo: Skycoin Masternode(s)

Blocktime: 5s-ish

Blocksize: 8kb

Max. Supply: 2.100.000.000.000.000

Decimals: 0

Burning: Every transaction has to pay a 1% transaction fee. This fee gets burned rather then collected, creating a truely deflationary system.

Download the NoWallet

The Nocoin NoWallet(tm) is the most advanced crypto wallet to date. It stores your Nocoin 100% secure and is unhackable, believe us. There is a 250,000 Nocoin bounty if you can proof us wrong.

Pricing

If you wanna get yourself some sweet Nocoin

Shitposter

$0 - 1M coins

  • Get 1,000,000 Nocoin ($NOC)
  • Access to the Nocoin Discord
  • Access to the Telegram Community Channel
  • Special Founder Role in the Nocoin Discord
  • Special access to the Developer Team Telegram/Discord Channel
Coming Soon

Whale

$79 - 10B coins

  • Get $290 worth of Nocoin
  • Access to the Nocoin Discord
  • Access to the Telegram Community Channel
  • Special Founder Role in the Nocoin Discord
  • Special access to the Developer Team Telegram/Discord Channel
Coming Soon

Frequently Asked Questions

Just use Google, like seriously

Our Team

All star team with an all star dedication

ButtersBread

Chief Executive Officer

BobUltra

Chief Technology Officer

Joseph

Head of the NocoinFoundation

DoppelFrog

unpaid Community Manager

Garfipus

First investor in a Nocoin Startup

InterdisciplinaryHum

Chief Subreddit Moderator

Witcoins (Notoshi)

Inventor of Nocoin

Non Person

Inventor of the Dumb Contract

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